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Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

#44996
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I agree, your life sucks (48781) - you deserved it (9143)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Noname - United States

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5213) - you deserved it (44536)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)



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