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by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Lea / 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Miscellaneous
by moorox45 / 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 8:10am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
by geeklove / 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (North Carolina) / Geek
by Ange / 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by 2gewd4u / 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by frownyface / 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
by Julez / 01/14/2012 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by shitttyyyday / 01/14/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Health
by shellie / 01/13/2012 at 2:48am / Reserved / Health
by anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 12:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…