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About _Madison_F_ : Hey. My friends call me peanut. I'm not some stupid little girl. I actually post logical stuff people. Enjoy!
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Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he was about to cum I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door just as he came. Didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
Friday 19 December 2014