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About _Judge_Judy_ : Hello! I'm judge Judy! Best known for my short temper, ass load of sassiness towards others, and being a TV show judge :D

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Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21643) - you deserved it (4459)

On 12/31/2012 at 2:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my dad asked me to clean the trash on our acreage. I was cleaning around the tree line when I came across a particularly heavy bag. I ran inside to ask my dad for help moving it. He looked inside the bag to see what it could be. It was a human body. Someone had thrown it over our fence. FML

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On 10/22/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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