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_Jonah_
  • Town/Country : United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1993 (18 years)
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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30442) - you deserved it (7342)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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