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TODAY, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND . HE SUDDENLY PULLS AWAY, AN GOES, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' THEN CONTINUES KISSING ME . FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22063) - you deserved it (20729)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

a really hot guy smackd my ass . I fartd . FML

#8751188
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44746) - you deserved it (9855)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I opened te freezer fir looool some Poptart and a giant block of meat fell and broke ma toe. FML

#8248979
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23571) - you deserved it (6033)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, ma dog fartd naxt to ma CPAP slaap/braating macina !! Ta macina suckd up ar fart, comprassd it, and looool promptly injactd it up bot of ma nostrils !! big fat FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39328) - you deserved it (3460)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I walkd past a group of man at tha mall and ona of tham mood at ma. FML

#7916627
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27512) - you deserved it (6179)

On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other grls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

#7662711
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6298) - you deserved it (27023)

On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - work - by ke (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I WAS SICK WITH THE FLU SO MY BOYFRIEND ANNOUNCED THAT HE WOULD MAKE ME SOME CHICKEN SOUP. IT WAS TOUCHING UNTIL I STUMBLED TO THE KITCHEN AND FOUND OUT THAT HIS ( CHICKEN SOUP ) WAS ACTUALLY LEFTOVER KFC BONES BOILED IN WATER. FML

#7609495
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31893) - you deserved it (3978)

On 01/27/2010 at 9:05am - misc - by samantha (woman) - Singapore

TODAY, I'M TRAVELLING TO ENGLAND FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING . I'M NORWEGIAN, AND MAH NAME IS BÅRD . I HAVE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AS BORD THE WHOLE DAY, CUZ THAT'S HOW MAH NAME IS PRONOUNCD . FML

#6662033
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31980) - you deserved it (2701)

On 12/08/2009 at 7:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to fine my glasses. I don't know whats worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend playd along an helpd me look fir them. FML

#6594028
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10819) - you deserved it (30879)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by wobbles (man) - United States (California)

Taday I lerened explosive diarrhea is real !! I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket !! 10 feet in.!! !! liquid poo started spewing down mah pants legs !! 150 feet to go !! I ran !! It ran !! They watched !! After 15 minutes of cleaning.!! !! I slunk out !! Now.!! !! I have to fine a new market.!! !! maybe a new town !! FML

#6433881
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38966) - you deserved it (2964)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I Wore My Cool New Shirt With An Oriental Character On It To Class. The Chinese TA Burst Into Laughter And Told Me The Shirt Read, "I Am A Sad, Pathetic Person." FML

#6301645
133 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace 4 mah sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion , so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be percieved as bieng related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

#6285234
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26575) - you deserved it (6101)

On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at work we were gatered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because is wife ad dropped tere newborn baby. I accidentally lauged at te image. FML

#6043300
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13017) - you deserved it (55005)

On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55007) - you deserved it (27818)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I found a letter in the postbox at mah new flathich ran something along these lines of: "Hi!! We're the gas company!! You owe us £1,229.79 and have 7 days to pay us!! Lotsa love, datd 7th September." FML

#5638823
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30016) - you deserved it (3587)

On 10/04/2009 at 9:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)



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