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_Athena_
  • Town/Country : A suburb of Cleveland, Ohio, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 October 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 3484
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74963) - you deserved it (10598)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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