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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1529
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Zya's favorite FMLs

Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML


I agree, your life sucks (26207) - you deserved it (6813)

On 06/06/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by sherronj - United States (New York)

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35452) - you deserved it (6153)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I stubbed my toe against the corner of my bed, causing me to gasp and moan in pain. My parents overheard, and now I'm getting the full coming of age talk and how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML


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On 05/06/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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