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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1370
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML

#18738819
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19595) - you deserved it (2505)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I ignored my phone, as my mother has dementia and calls me 15 or so times a day, thinking each time is the first. I braved horrendous rain and gale-force winds to go to work. Turns out it was work calling to tell me not to bother coming in. FML

Today, I found out that I'm working on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I'm spending my favourite time of the year working for $8.70 an hour. At McDonald's. FML

#18498054
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32562) - you deserved it (7899)

On 12/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by myjobsucks - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

#18497934
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20195) - you deserved it (2549)

On 12/12/2011 at 9:04pm - misc - by unknown - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars for charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door, shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up, called me a "bell end", threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in my face. FML

#18492727
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10617) - you deserved it (18345)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by firemansam - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

#18047798
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28902) - you deserved it (16206)

On 10/22/2011 at 5:51pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Northwest Territories)

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

Today, I met my husband's old high school sweetheart. My mother-in-law introduced me to her as "one of my son's friends." We've been married for over eight years. FML

#16771812
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29722) - you deserved it (2122)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm - love - by minnEmouse (woman) - United States

Today, I wore my expensive new white jacket to work, thinking it would be a nice change from my usual black. I managed to lean in printer ink. FML

#16771657
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23046) - you deserved it (10932)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:33pm - misc - by drycleanplz - Reserved

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36252) - you deserved it (3171)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34091) - you deserved it (9348)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

#16734603
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35544) - you deserved it (3138)

On 06/18/2011 at 9:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

#16734083
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20375) - you deserved it (27099)

On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML

#16733710
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27339) - you deserved it (3339)

On 06/18/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by me - United States (Colorado)

Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML

#16599419
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26679) - you deserved it (3412) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonyme - France (Rhone-Alpes)



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