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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1368
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Zya's favorite FMLs

Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML

#19942968
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21229) - you deserved it (1578)

On 07/15/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by klanciee - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

#19875784
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7375) - you deserved it (23690)

On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

#19868224
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40510) - you deserved it (2313)

On 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML

#19691249
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5088) - you deserved it (28258)

On 05/27/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

#19584517
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24035) - you deserved it (2171)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by gutted (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

#19584401
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12304) - you deserved it (165704)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as the abominable snowman. FML

#19509348
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19234) - you deserved it (3742)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:24am - health - by Andrew7847 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past month. The lady he has been seeing is a choreographer that was teaching him how to dance salsa for our wedding rehearsal. FML

#19509327
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26386) - you deserved it (1914)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:20am - love - by Gennifer - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

#19478782
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4525) - you deserved it (25038)

On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States

Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML

#19381201
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24295) - you deserved it (17500)

On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

#19237523
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18523) - you deserved it (5792)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

#19237523
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18523) - you deserved it (5792)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

#19237523
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18523) - you deserved it (5792)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)

Today, I got my hands on some meet and greet passes for a concert. My fiancé and I got our picture taken with the band. A few moments later, in my excitement, instead of texting the picture to my friend, I accidentally deleted it. FML

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

#18798244
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23284) - you deserved it (3890)

On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)



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