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Zwingend

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1148
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>josescalera1</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 6:31pm<b>yahitscyndi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 4:30pm<b>chode124</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 7:35pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 11:38am<b>Abskb1</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 1:09pm<b>ryot55</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 7:24pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 3:42pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 5:53am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 2:42am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 11:50pm<b>Kvothee</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 5:14am<b>First_JOman</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:27am<b>Soccerboi15</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:05am<b>ckeekymontag</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 7:36pm<b>_powerslave666</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 1:16pm<b>rebphil18</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 12:03pm<b>Tthug</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 1:53pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 1:18pm

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Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26522) - you deserved it (7826)

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