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Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
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I agree, your life sucks (29256) - you deserved it (533637)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband rescued our daughter's cat from a tree. She spent the next hour clapping and telling me how much of a hero he was. Last night at 2am I was awoken by meowing and had to rescue the same cat from the same tree, in the dark, and halfway down he shit on me. No one called me a hero. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50857) - you deserved it (5654)

On 07/15/2009 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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