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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 May 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 135
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zougibourg : Hi, because I'm a lazy panda (nonesense ?! ) , I'll make this a really short description. Nah... will make later...

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Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife!! I threw a blue shell an it hit her!! She then refusd to speak to me fir three hours straight until right before bedtime when she calld me a bastard an told me to sleep on the couch!! FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Taday I Overhered My Dad Say ( Last Time I Didn't Use A Condom , I Ended Up With Steven , So Fir God's Sake Use 'em. ) I'm Steven. Fat FML


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On 08/24/2014 at 5:19pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today... I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears an started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML


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On 08/16/2014 at 8:10am - misc - by Jenn (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, it's my birthday. Whan I askad my mom if wa wara gonna do anything spacial 4 my birthday. Sha said, "don't lia to ma. It's yur birthday." FML


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On 08/16/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by bad birthdays - United States (California)

Today... at my job as a fast food manager... I saw one of my employees ( trying to pick te bugs out ) of our cookies. Tey were te raisins in tem. FML


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On 08/11/2014 at 10:18am - work - by mcmanager - United States (California)

Today , I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger andhispering sweet promises to it . FML


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On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

2day friends were making fun of clumsiness . I replid that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up . As I said this, I trippd over an extension cord and hit head on a desk . FML


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On 05/17/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by SexyQueen0905 -

I was finally going to Best Buy to get The Sims 3. I was so excited to get it that I ran to the back of the store to get it , an tripped over a little boy in the process , which made me stumble into a CD rack an knock it over. Which made the rest of the CD racks fall over like dominoes. FML


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On 06/09/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by Sims3luver (man) - United States (Missouri)

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