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Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2014 at 1:44am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by Anonymous / 08/24/2014 at 5:19pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Kids
Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML
by Jenn / 08/16/2014 at 8:10am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by bad birthdays / 08/16/2014 at 1:09am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by mcmanager / 08/11/2014 at 10:18am / United States (California) / Work
by weirded out / 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
by SexyQueen0905 / 05/17/2011 at 9:05am / Health
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