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Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML
by suckstosuck / 07/23/2013 at 12:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by FootinMouth / 07/18/2013 at 5:48pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
by fuck / 07/13/2013 at 1:22pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by Wtf / 07/10/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by thecathater / 07/09/2013 at 9:35am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by traveling / 07/09/2013 at 7:18am / Holidays
by Zoey_M / 07/08/2013 at 7:26pm / Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad) / Animals
Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
by richardmrcs / 07/08/2013 at 4:00pm / United Kingdom (Bradford) / Animals
by pinkXpress1023 / 07/08/2013 at 2:55pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Erica / 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm / United States (California) / Love
by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by idk ask freud / 07/04/2013 at 12:11am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I was chatting online with several relatives, discussing our family reunion. Bored out of my mind, I clicked to rename the conversation to "Boring shit with almost dead people." I didn't know it'd rename it for everyone. FML
by emileeisamazing / 07/03/2013 at 12:54pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Nicks / 07/03/2013 at 11:10am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
by SpiderFather / 07/02/2013 at 4:01am / France / Kids