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  • Birth Date : Friday 31 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3469
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Zonadow : Your life doesn't suck until you've got nothing to live for.

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TODAY, I WAS ATTEMPTING TO TEACH A BUNCH OF 2ND AN 5TH GRADER ON WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO FACE YUR FEARS AN TRY YUR BEST. IT WAS GOING PRETTY WELL, UNTIL I WAS ATTACKED BY A PAIR OF BUTTERFLIES. I AM AFRAID OF BUTTERFLIE - I RAN AWAY SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. FML

#3682423
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13591) - you deserved it (51840)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:35am - animals - by tryscal - United States (California)

TODAY, I RAALIZAD HOW FAT I RAALLY AM. WHILA GOING TO THA BATHROOM I LAANAD TO THA SIDA TO WIPA MY BUTT AN HAARD A CRACK. NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, I CONTINUAD TO WIPA. AFTAR I FINISHAD, I GOT UP TO SAA THAT I'D CRACKAD THA TOILAT SAAT IN HALF. FML

#3602440
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22040) - you deserved it (53214)

On 07/09/2009 at 2:21am - health - by Fattypatty (man) - United States (California)

2day I found some Nesquick Cocolate Milk mix in ma pantry wic sounded good. Wile making a glass... I got angry because not all of te mix would disolve. Frustrated... I downed te drink. Wen I finised I looked in te glass and realized te mix tat wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

#3437609
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41801) - you deserved it (15781)

On 07/02/2009 at 9:37pm - misc - by ChocoMilkManG (man) - United States

Today, I went to a yard sale an found a cute plush duck!! I sent a pic of it to mah friend with the message "Jackpot!" I guess she didn't see the pic because she calld me up all excitd, thinking mah boyfriend of 6 years finally proposd to me!! "No, I said, I just found a big duck fir $1." FML

#3205255
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38708) - you deserved it (6538)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by smallmediumatlrg (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84298) - you deserved it (20473)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37149) - you deserved it (62529)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was standing on the packd bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses!! As I couldn't rub it out , I trid blinking it out 4 the next five minutes!! Then the hot girl opposite me scream "Stop winking at me , u bastard! Don't even think about it , u ugly fuck!" FML

#1962577
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33781) - you deserved it (2470)

On 05/15/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by ballerphilip23 (man) - Austria (Wien)

2day I finally beat the song ( Through the Fire an Flames ) on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in entire life. FML

#1909780
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49281) - you deserved it (35490)

On 05/13/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS SITTING NEXT TO THE GUY I LIKE AND HE WAS DOING HOMEWORK . THEN, HE LOOKS UP, HIS EYES MEETING MINE . HIS SMOOTH VOICE MUTTERS NAME AS HIS FACE INCHES CLOSER TO MINE . I CAN FEEL HIS MINTY BREATH AGAINST FACE . MY PULSE IS RACING . THEN, HE SAYS "WHAT'S A PRONOUN?" FML

#1372393
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55338) - you deserved it (10906)

On 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by theatreismylife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I parkad downtown for a faw minutas to pick up a pizza. As I was gatting out of my car, a skatchy guy cama up and askad ma for $5. I told him to gat lost and walkad away. I walkad back to tha lot with my pizza and my car was gona. Tha skatchy guy was a parking attandant. Ha had my car towad. maga FML

#1251625
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12257) - you deserved it (64397)

On 04/23/2009 at 9:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today My Girlfriend Left Her Phone On A Bus. With No Way To Pick It Up, I Drove 40 Miles Through Friday Night Boston Traffic To Get It From The Bus Company Office. It Took Me Four Hours. Bord In Traffic, I Discoverd The Texts From Her Other Boyfriend.

#1064641
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79490) - you deserved it (4406)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Safe - United States (New Jersey)

I Took Mah Driving Test. Completing The Test, We Returned And Parked At The Testing Facility. As Mah Tester Was Complimenting Me, I Leaned Down To Wind Mah Window Up, Catching Mah Long Hair In The Window. Frantically Thrashing, I Put The Car In Drive And Floored It Into A Concrete Wall. FML

#969967
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21755) - you deserved it (55348)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I GOT A HARCUT FOR THE FRST TIME IN ALMOST A YEAR. I THOUGHT IT LOOKED REALLY NICE AND MADE ME LOOK GOOD. ON MY WAY TO CVS, I RAN INTO ONE OF MY FRIENDS. HE EXAMINED ME AND SAID, "YOU LOOK... LIKE A CRACK WHORE." FML

#919205
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43580) - you deserved it (5137)

On 04/11/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I Was Packing My Son's Lunch And We Ran Out Of Water Bottles. I Askd My 16 Years Old To Run To The Store. She Didnt Want To But Gave Me One She Had. After Dropping My Son Off , My Daughter Frantically Told Me She Made A Mistake. I Sent My Second Grader To School With A Bottle Of Vodka. FML

#644123
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84269) - you deserved it (16747)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Taday I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to mah friend's text, I accidentally clickd on this guy's name instead,ho I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I respondd with, "Haha wow u slut, I'm sure u were arousd." FML



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