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ZombieKnickers

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 July 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 18443
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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ZombieKnickers's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML

#20904281
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36131) - you deserved it (6062)

On 10/02/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by fed up/turned off - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41538) - you deserved it (7557)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

#16391580
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33147) - you deserved it (7588)

On 05/28/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by tb351 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

#16378001
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39396) - you deserved it (17281)

On 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by valerie - United States (Texas)

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

#7053396
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9109) - you deserved it (27891)

On 12/31/2009 at 6:47am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

#7048794
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24150) - you deserved it (3692)

On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

#7047511
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27903) - you deserved it (4461)

On 12/31/2009 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous. - United States

Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML

#7041342
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30409) - you deserved it (2647)

On 12/30/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by 20 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

#6808651
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37457) - you deserved it (2540)

On 12/18/2009 at 9:31am - love - by cheaters_should_die (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML

#6648301
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24586) - you deserved it (3426)

On 12/07/2009 at 9:43am - misc - by Fluory (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

#6645484
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36632) - you deserved it (2523)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10226) - you deserved it (35776)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

#6644248
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8440) - you deserved it (37142)

On 12/07/2009 at 12:31am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Clause isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

#6494207
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11495) - you deserved it (31527)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by TooTallNiCo (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to look at my positive ebay feedback to feel loved. FML

#6491892
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30739) - you deserved it (5593)

On 11/28/2009 at 7:22am - love - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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