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ZombieGuyCXV
  • Town/Country : white bear lake, Mn, US OF FUCKIN A
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 July 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ZombieGuyCXV : I'm Orin, I only joined this to find stuff worthy of being on Ifunny and to joke around and be awkward with plenty others. I am a fan of Horror Films (mainly zombies), heavy metal, hard rock, Screamo, country, Pan Flute, and dubstep as well as ICP (not a juggalo though), MGK, Macklemore and Eminem but i really love horrorcore, crunckcore and nerdcore. My heart beats for A7x, Disturbed, Demon Hunter, Linkin Park, Nightwish, Sabaton, Sleeping With Sirens, Hollywood Undead, Evanescence and Chris Daughtry


Anyone who views my profile send a message that would be nice :P


All people who have the things I have in common with them we'll get along buy if your a hater I'm gonna havta bust ya in da fuggin lips!

By the way this isn't a dating site so why a relationship status??

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Today, one of my bosses said, "You're going to take this as an insult, but it's not. At a certain age, women are supposed to cut their hair short." I have long hair. My bosses have all of the social skills of the guys from Big Bang Theory. FML

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On 07/23/2013 at 12:23am - work - by Irreverend (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

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