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About ZombieGuyCXV : I'm Orin, I only joined this to find stuff worthy of being on Ifunny and to joke around and be awkward with plenty others. I am a fan of Horror Films (mainly zombies), heavy metal, hard rock, Screamo, country, Pan Flute, and dubstep as well as ICP (not a juggalo though), MGK, Macklemore and Eminem but i really love horrorcore, crunckcore and nerdcore. My heart beats for A7x, Disturbed, Demon Hunter, Linkin Park, Nightwish, Sabaton, Sleeping With Sirens, Hollywood Undead, Evanescence and Chris Daughtry
Anyone who views my profile send a message that would be nice :P
All people who have the things I have in common with them we'll get along buy if your a hater I'm gonna havta bust ya in da fuggin lips!
By the way this isn't a dating site so why a relationship status??
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, one of my bosses said, "You're going to take this as an insult, but it's not. At a certain age, women are supposed to cut their hair short." I have long hair. My bosses have all of the social skills of the guys from Big Bang Theory. FML
Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
Friday 27 February 2015