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Zmeilerr
  • Town/Country : Wherever the wind takes me, zmeilerr
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 6194
  • Number of comments : 917
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Zmeilerr : I used to comment a lot but I don't have the time anymore. I usually lurk around the comments looking at profiles. Message me :)

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Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

#153783
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I agree, your life sucks (76812) - you deserved it (5660)

On 02/27/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by uthinkucandraw (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (182943) - you deserved it (61944)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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