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Zmeilerr

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7735
  • Number of comments : 921
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Zmeilerr : I used to comment a lot but I don't have the time anymore. I usually lurk around the comments looking at profiles. Message me :)

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Zmeilerr's favorite FMLs

Today, scarcely having time to look at myself, I quickly got dressed and went to work. Only when I got there and saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror did I notice that the colour and detail of my black lacy bra could easily be seen. I work for a construction company. Full of men. FML

#14882987
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11987) - you deserved it (28443)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

#14882108
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28797) - you deserved it (3282)

On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

#14881953
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10924) - you deserved it (38446)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML

#14878575
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21998) - you deserved it (5625)

On 02/07/2011 at 3:38am - misc - by oxbonxo (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I logged onto a website that offered free tutoring. After chatting with the online tutor, he started flirting with me. I was just looking for some help with my homework, not a creeper. FML

#14876662
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24214) - you deserved it (5601)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Chasity (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML

#14872504
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25442) - you deserved it (3305)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

#14866852
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18401) - you deserved it (26236)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

#14862794
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8890) - you deserved it (26355)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

#14861457
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24131) - you deserved it (7005)

On 02/06/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by xxxchelsiexxx - United States

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

#14857654
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27798) - you deserved it (10884)

On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

#14855519
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14331) - you deserved it (36697)

On 02/05/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Zeco - United States

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

#14854535
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28557) - you deserved it (3502)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML

#14852501
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15612) - you deserved it (33247)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML

#14851025
54 comments

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50902) - you deserved it (3748)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)



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