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Today, I logged onto a website that offered free tutoring. After chatting with the online tutor, he started flirting with me. I was just looking for some help with my homework, not a creeper. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Chasity (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by xxxchelsiexxx - United States
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Zeco - United States
Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)
Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by MissCommunication (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 4:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 12:29am - misc - by Youdontneed2knowmyname - United States (California)
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 7:05pm - misc - by nosleep (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
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