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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7637
  • Number of comments : 921
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Zmeilerr : I used to comment a lot but I don't have the time anymore. I usually lurk around the comments looking at profiles. Message me :)

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Zmeilerr's favorite FMLs

Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16829) - you deserved it (23389)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML

#14928606
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23451) - you deserved it (1978)

On 02/10/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

#14925146
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31612) - you deserved it (4241)

On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

#14923153
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20589) - you deserved it (11104)

On 02/10/2011 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

#14918600
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26504) - you deserved it (3367)

On 02/10/2011 at 2:26am - misc - by onehitwonder -

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51322) - you deserved it (13541)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

#14908981
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16439) - you deserved it (31079)

On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML

#14908129
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30045) - you deserved it (7048)

On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

#14899477
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24322) - you deserved it (4616)

On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

#14897237
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30491) - you deserved it (2322)

On 02/08/2011 at 4:39pm - health - by scratchy -

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29473) - you deserved it (3311)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML

#14894190
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (4976)

On 02/08/2011 at 9:46am - health - by mmromig - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML

#14892103
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8155) - you deserved it (27349)

On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

#14886724
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35612) - you deserved it (3174)

On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States



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