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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)
Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 4:39pm - health - by scratchy -
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by mom21 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 9:46am - health - by mmromig - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I had to resign myself to the fact that while everyone else will be seeing their boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife on Valentine's Day, I will only be seeing my dentist. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 7:41am - love - by Haley -
Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States
Today, scarcely having time to look at myself, I quickly got dressed and went to work. Only when I got there and saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror did I notice that the colour and detail of my black lacy bra could easily be seen. I work for a construction company. Full of men. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 2:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States
Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 3:38am - misc - by oxbonxo (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
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