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Zmeilerr

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Zmeilerr

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7898
  • Number of comments : 921
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Zmeilerr : I used to comment a lot but I don't have the time anymore. I usually lurk around the comments looking at profiles. Message me :)

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Zmeilerr's favorite FMLs

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46780) - you deserved it (9267)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13272) - you deserved it (47371)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

#14963197
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25334) - you deserved it (3080)

On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

#14955673
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31400) - you deserved it (2417)

On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

#14955140
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24134) - you deserved it (4914)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

#14952947
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24100) - you deserved it (4438)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33383) - you deserved it (3245)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13839) - you deserved it (60424)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

#14945548
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22668) - you deserved it (16029)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10318) - you deserved it (38273)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

#14944090
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29320) - you deserved it (4140)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some empty cardboard boxes on my street. They weren't empty. FML

#14942524
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6528) - you deserved it (50105)

On 02/11/2011 at 11:06pm - money - by 2dumb2drive - United States

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35668) - you deserved it (4940)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

#14939182
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8385) - you deserved it (49383)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

#14934394
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24767) - you deserved it (3104)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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