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Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)
Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some empty cardboard boxes on my street. They weren't empty. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 11:06pm - money - by 2dumb2drive - United States
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)
Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)
Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China
Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 2:26am - misc - by onehitwonder -
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