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Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)
Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 12:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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