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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 August 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 216
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zman23 : Average person that doesn't do anything but FMLs. FML

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Zman23's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

#19449601
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30585) - you deserved it (5091)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

#19362794
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21171) - you deserved it (2336)

On 03/28/2012 at 9:52am - misc - by andromeda80 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6352) - you deserved it (34401)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35631) - you deserved it (303359)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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