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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 423
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ZingZilla : The only thing that annoys me more than stupidity and arrogance is people with display pictures of kittens/cats.

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Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML


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On 11/08/2013 at 6:50pm - misc - by kel (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML


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On 09/16/2013 at 3:51am - kids - by clean - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML


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On 08/24/2013 at 10:46pm - kids - by pda (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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