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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 377
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ZingZilla : The only thing that annoys me more than stupidity and arrogance is people with display pictures of kittens/cats.

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ZingZilla's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML

#20950616
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38686) - you deserved it (6875)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:50pm - misc - by kel (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

#20883448
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I agree, your life sucks (42201) - you deserved it (3986)

On 09/16/2013 at 3:51am - kids - by clean - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47893) - you deserved it (4156)

On 08/24/2013 at 10:46pm - kids - by pda (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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