Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ZingZilla

Search for a member

ZingZilla

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 274
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ZingZilla : The only thing that annoys me more than stupidity and arrogance is people with display pictures of kittens/cats.

ZingZilla's page activity

Visits<b>Rababco</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 11:47am<b>gracehi</b> - the 11/09/2013 at 12:36pm<b>ButterflyLadyBug</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 6:54pm<b>TourettesGuyFTW</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 6:50pm<b>MalloryE</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 4:12pm<b>ash7991</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 3:40pm<b>Ari1337</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 2:48pm<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 11:59am<b>Monster27</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 10:38am<b>noisyboy4000</b> - the 10/01/2013 at 3:42am<b>Ohsix</b> - the 10/01/2013 at 2:18am<b>jasmine2301</b> - the 09/30/2013 at 10:05pm<b>djallthat</b> - the 09/30/2013 at 7:40pm<b>kozzard</b> - the 09/30/2013 at 3:14pm<b>Wjanzen32</b> - the 09/30/2013 at 11:05am<b>starryeyed_0811</b> - the 09/30/2013 at 10:13am<b>gghhffh</b> - the 09/30/2013 at 9:31am<b>JaySwagger0331</b> - the 09/30/2013 at 5:16am

ZingZilla's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

See all of ZingZilla's badges

ZingZilla's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML

#20950616
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38096) - you deserved it (6803)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:50pm - misc - by kel (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

#20883448
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42063) - you deserved it (3843)

On 09/16/2013 at 3:51am - kids - by clean - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML

#20852966
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47321) - you deserved it (4109)

On 08/24/2013 at 10:46pm - kids - by pda (man) - United States (New Jersey)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #2: In slow-moving hell
  • It was once a dream, now it’s come true. We’re at the place that was allocated months ago for preprogrammed, enforced holiday fun time. We’ve put on some cargo shorts, slipped on some of those…

Wednesday 13 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: