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ZingZilla
  • Town/Country : wickford, united Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 March 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 149
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ZingZilla : The only thing that annoys me more than stupidity and arrogance is people with display pictures of kittens/cats.

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Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

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