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ZingDooper
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 January 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 355
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28198) - you deserved it (6217)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3812) - you deserved it (43916)

On 01/28/2010 at 9:01pm - health - by Skier (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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