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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About Zimbobwe : life is a cruel mistress that laughs at our desires.

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Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)



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