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Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11641) - you deserved it (18602)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by FavreFan99 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64772) - you deserved it (11033)

On 04/02/2009 at 7:05pm - animals - by darlingditz (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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