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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 76754
  • Number of comments : 191
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Yesterday I Was At This Awesome Party And I Was Dancing With This Really Attractive Grlho Startd Making Out With Me All Of A Sudden. Five Minutes Later , Mah Friend Told Me That The Grl Had Just Given Him A Blowjob. Big Fat FML

#225509
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61890) - you deserved it (10333)

On 03/06/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by cumguzzler - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I puttd mah picture into a celebrity look alike website. The three matches that cummd up were Barbra Striesand, Hillary Clinton, an Boy George. I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

#224033
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50782) - you deserved it (6843)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by oconron (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting looool arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, mah 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom hered and looked immediately at me . FML

#221148
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65246) - you deserved it (3740)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS TELLING MY BOYFRIEND I HAD FAKE ORGASMS ALL THE TIME TO PISS HIM OFF. HE REPLIED: "THAT'S OKAY, I'M F***ING THREE OTHER GRLS." MEGA FML

#214447
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52511) - you deserved it (134197)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages 4 the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped an fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

#213399
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38330) - you deserved it (11827)

On 03/04/2009 at 11:29pm - misc - by a person - United States (California)

Today, a creepy man on the subway said he likd my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've recievd in months. FML

#210139
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58577) - you deserved it (3525)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife an I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store !! I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank !! Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas !! We don't own a diesel car !! FML

#209822
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71411) - you deserved it (8014)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Damn_her (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and calld the cops cuz I trid to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. big fat FML

#209556
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71550) - you deserved it (3034)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by ringmaster101 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237998) - you deserved it (31203)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, FIR MAH TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY I GOT MAH GRLFRIEND A VERY EXPENSIVE DIAMOND NECKLACE . SHE GOT ME MALE ENHANCEMENT PILLS . FML

#197066
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (148041) - you deserved it (16870)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was on mah way looool homa from a friands housa. I calld homa ahaad of tima to lat mah parants know. My dad pickd up and in a panting voica said, "Now isn't a good tima, driva around tha block fir 15 minutas." FML

#194766
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97340) - you deserved it (6041)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:20am - intimacy - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , Mah Girlfriend Was Packing Fir Her Study Abroad Program. Jokingly , I Got Her A Pack Of Condoms. She Laughd , Saying "Oh Yeah , I'll Definitely Ned Some Of Those." Later , I Showd Up To Take Her To The Airport An Saw Her Open Suitcase In The Kitchen , With The Condoms On Top. FML

#190354
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35648) - you deserved it (30426)

On 03/02/2009 at 10:21pm - love - by badtrip (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today , ma parents refused to visit me at college cuz "te fligts r too expensive." Tey r currently sopping fir a new car to replace ma moter's two-year-old Porsce. fat FML

#188940
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76449) - you deserved it (3631)

On 03/02/2009 at 8:57pm - money - by Vahootie (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today... mah mom had mah girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue... she pulled out mah grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with mah girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#172507
487 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118629) - you deserved it (275281)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I typed an essay on mah friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject ( here bitch ) as a joke. I then went to email the essay to mah teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. fat FML

#171291
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20546) - you deserved it (52358)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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