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Zeus1070
  • Town/Country : The Armpit of Palmdale, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 125
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my fiancée told me that she wants us to have an open marriage. She reasons that since she doesn't equate sex with love, there's no logical reason for me to be against her having sex with other people. FML

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219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45101) - you deserved it (4117)

On 06/05/2013 at 4:40pm - love - by ApparentlyNotEno (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58176) - you deserved it (3445)

On 04/23/2013 at 4:17am - love - by mybossisanass (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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On 04/22/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37874) - you deserved it (3550)

On 01/21/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by airbiscuit (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)



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