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by ldn / 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/22/2013 at 5:25am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML
by milkshake / 01/22/2013 at 7:29pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
by dpap / 01/18/2013 at 6:03pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 3:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2013 at 7:20am / Slovakia / Miscellaneous
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