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Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (16395) - you deserved it (1584)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (46169) - you deserved it (10441)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

#4390230 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (34918) - you deserved it (8321)

On 08/08/2009 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by sandwichsex (man) - United States (California)

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

#3051580 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (46788) - you deserved it (2138)

On 06/20/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by Dumbass - United States (Florida)

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (17092) - you deserved it (5212)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version



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