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About ZeroPath5 : Been on FML for a longgg time, probably over 6 years, before high school. Love reading FMLs to calm my day. My car is my lover atm, a pitch black 2013 Dodge Charger. I love it to death. Feel free to send messages if you want. I love meeting new people! Currently studying Psychology at Stony Brook University

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