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ZeroDark30

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ZeroDark30

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ZeroDark30 : I like waffles. I play hockey. I study lots of college crap. Ps4 is awesome - Miester830. I'm bored now, why are you reading this anyways.

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Today, I was installing the official 3.0 firmware update for my iPhone. Apple's authentication servers crashed. I now own an iBrick. FML

#2990755
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49352) - you deserved it (8737)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was installing the official 3.0 firmware update for my iPhone. Apple's authentication servers crashed. I now own an iBrick. FML

#2990755
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49352) - you deserved it (8737)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was installing the official 3.0 firmware update for my iPhone. Apple's authentication servers crashed. I now own an iBrick. FML

#2990755
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49352) - you deserved it (8737)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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