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ZeroDark30
  • Town/Country : Yeah Right , USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 August 1994 (19 years)
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About ZeroDark30 : I like waffles. I play hockey. I study lots of college crap. Ps3 is awesome - Miester830. I'm bored now, why are you reading this anyways.

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Today, I was installing the official 3.0 firmware update for my iPhone. Apple's authentication servers crashed. I now own an iBrick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42200) - you deserved it (7706)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was installing the official 3.0 firmware update for my iPhone. Apple's authentication servers crashed. I now own an iBrick. FML

#2990755
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42200) - you deserved it (7706)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was installing the official 3.0 firmware update for my iPhone. Apple's authentication servers crashed. I now own an iBrick. FML

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241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42200) - you deserved it (7706)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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