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  • Number of visits : 1384
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today , I was driving my little sister to school!! She really didn't wanna go an was throwing a tantrum in the car!! When we stopped at a red light , my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver!! She rolled down her window an screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by looool a murderer!" FML

#4644829
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64880) - you deserved it (3025)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Taday mah mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work !! I brown bagged mah lunch this morning !! She brown bagged the poop from the litter box !! Both were on the counter !! Guess which one I brought to work? FML

#969770
145 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by chriss (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was working as a swim instructor 4 kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water , I puttd mah face in the water and blew bubbles. I askd them to try it. All of them did , except 4 one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said looool to me , ( but I just ped in that water. ) mega FML

#965194
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88024) - you deserved it (8693)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

#800907
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84491) - you deserved it (3919)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I proposed to mah girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and mah girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall 4 "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

#677461
406 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 10:03am - love - by engaged (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Was On A Frst Date Wit A Grl At Te Movies. Trying To Be Polite, I Eld In A Fart Until An Intense, Loud Action Scene Came On. As Soon As I Let Go, Te Scene Went Silent And My Fart Was Clerely Eard To Everyone In Te Movie Teatre. My Date Went To Te Batroom. Se Didn't Come Back. FML

#662645
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27677) - you deserved it (77680)

On 03/28/2009 at 2:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY,HILE KISSING MAH GRLFRIEND'S NECK, I SNEEZED A BLOB OF SNOT ONTO HER . SHE TOLD ME THAT "IT DOESN'T MATTER",HILE HICCUPING A BIT OF VOMIT . FML

#626
48 comments

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On 12/29/2008 at 11:54pm - love - by sneezer - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went out for a drink with mah girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML

#622
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29610) - you deserved it (1772)

On 12/29/2008 at 2:21am - love - by looz - Sent from mobile version



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