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About Zeke10 : I'm Zeke and I'm 20, from Maldives. Pretty sure most people don't even know where that is. I'm going abroad to uni next year, hopefully the UK. I'm an avid gamer and I like cooking! I love music as well, specially The Beatles! My first language isn't English, but it really annoys me when people use incorrect grammar. And I'm 6'3" and I workout almost everyday. :v
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Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML
Friday 7 March 2014