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Zeishah
  • Town/Country : Bangalore, India
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 38
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zeishah : i have no idea why the picture wont rotate right:/ so you'l just have to tilt your head or your phone :p goodbye stalker.

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

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56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54698) - you deserved it (4728)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

#20643291
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45485) - you deserved it (4613)

On 05/05/2013 at 3:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

#20640271
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21218) - you deserved it (27759)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:17am - work - by charishard - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52956) - you deserved it (7573)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I'm on holiday in Ghana. After having worn an anklet I bought here for the past two weeks, I was told that it's used by the local prostitutes to advertise their trade. FML

#20637157
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41176) - you deserved it (6222)

On 05/02/2013 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text saying, "Your the best girlfriend any man could have, and I think I may be in love with you." Ten minutes later, she responded with, "*you're". FML

#20530358
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15819) - you deserved it (31104)

On 03/04/2013 at 12:01am - love - by DEATHBYEX1LE - Australia

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