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About ZebulonPike : I like minecraft.

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Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27256) - you deserved it (2370)

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