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Zealous
  • Town/Country : Westminster, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 July 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 266
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9431) - you deserved it (42042)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38166) - you deserved it (2782)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20308) - you deserved it (4274)

On 08/31/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I went to give blood for the first time. When I sat down the guy said "First time?" I told him yes and he replied "Me too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25960) - you deserved it (2433)

On 08/19/2010 at 8:39pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20484) - you deserved it (1308)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by ummmmEW - United States (Michigan)

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

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On 11/07/2008 at 5:10am - work - by JoLaFritte - Sent from mobile version



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