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Ze_Yaoi_Fairy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5396
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Ze_Yaoi_Fairy : I like yaoi. And being a fairy would be awesome. That is all. ._.

Ze_Yaoi_Fairy's page activity

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Ze_Yaoi_Fairy's favorite FMLs

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

by toothfairy / 06/26/2009 at 10:20am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

by herve / 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Intimacy

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

by Damm / 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

by [email protected] / 01/03/2009 at 3:38am / Miscellaneous