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Ze_Yaoi_Fairy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4591
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Ze_Yaoi_Fairy : I like yaoi. And being a fairy would be awesome. That is all. ._.

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

#2182938
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80551) - you deserved it (9844)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12622) - you deserved it (63166)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12622) - you deserved it (63166)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30165) - you deserved it (2184)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18974) - you deserved it (6903)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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