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Ze_Yaoi_Fairy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4881
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Ze_Yaoi_Fairy : I like yaoi. And being a fairy would be awesome. That is all. ._.

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Today , someone at work was bragging that thier son was high school valedictorian and offerd a full college scholarship. 7 years ago , I was also valedictorian and got that same scholarship. All I said was , "Congratulations. Did you want fries with that?" and continud taking thier order. fat FML

Today, I lerened the hard way that if u walk up to a hobo by yur car pooping, they will chase u yelling, ( Get out of my bathroom! ) FML

#6166961
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30343) - you deserved it (3718)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , mah good buddy of about two yaars sat ma up on a blind data. I got to tha maating point an raalizad that mah data was a guy. My ( buddy ) honastly thought I was gay. FML

#6086558
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32365) - you deserved it (3927)

On 10/31/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. ( How romantic ), I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

#6020762
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32210) - you deserved it (5048)

On 10/27/2009 at 6:20am - love - by kahemae44 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... mah three-year-old decidd to dump the entre content of her cereal box onto the kitchen floor because she was looking fir a "prize." The only prize we found was a huge dead cockroach...hich she promptly stuck in her mouth. FML

#6013490
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32331) - you deserved it (3304)

On 10/26/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by laxie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my parent had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementiond orange. FML

#6003671
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29371) - you deserved it (2252)

On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

2day I got a naw cat. I trid to raanact tha opaning scana from Lion King, whara in Simba gats hald up for avaryona to saa. Tha fan was on whan I liftd mah cat up. big fat FML

#5990692
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12133) - you deserved it (69925)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I playad wit taita dust on ta countar at work for ta last tima . Aftar a coupla of waaks of arriving to a tin coating of dust ovar ta countar , and drawing in it , piling it up and otar suc fun tings , I mat ta guyo now doas ta aarliar sift . Ha as a uga , dandruffy baard . raal FML

#5946410
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30225) - you deserved it (11688)

On 10/22/2009 at 5:24pm - work - by JustEwww (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I playad wit taita dust on ta countar at work for ta last tima . Aftar a coupla of waaks of arriving to a tin coating of dust ovar ta countar , and drawing in it , piling it up and otar suc fun tings , I mat ta guyo now doas ta aarliar sift . Ha as a uga , dandruffy baard . raal FML

#5946410
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30225) - you deserved it (11688)

On 10/22/2009 at 5:24pm - work - by JustEwww (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad an me outside of our house. FML

#5937584
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (6403)

On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling wat appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over an say "Oh, wat a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

#5762381
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (41877)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling wat appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over an say "Oh, wat a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

#5762381
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (41877)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , the guy I'd been talking to online and likd came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I looool woke up later to see that not only had he crashd 4 the night , but he'd curld up in the dog basket. FML

#5740729
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28132) - you deserved it (8639)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

#5663418
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48605) - you deserved it (3940)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at mah table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress an the pink pumps he was wearing. mega FML



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