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Ze_Yaoi_Fairy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4603
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Ze_Yaoi_Fairy : I like yaoi. And being a fairy would be awesome. That is all. ._.

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Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

#12930514
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32372) - you deserved it (15162)

On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States

Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML

#12726164
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13472) - you deserved it (24120)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by AlexaSt2611 (woman) - Paraguay (Central)

Today, all the while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

#12624086
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37177) - you deserved it (3190)

On 08/19/2010 at 11:48am - misc - by feartheend511 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

#9023853
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7762) - you deserved it (26284)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

#9015230
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28397) - you deserved it (3080)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, I learned that even though they say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, it doesn't keep him from putting a Q-tip up your ass. FML

#8994102
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20582) - you deserved it (3089)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:44am - health - by captainkevineff - United States

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

#8969513
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33501) - you deserved it (3191)

On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20994) - you deserved it (20205)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

#8938594
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28231) - you deserved it (2395)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML

#8891257
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24677) - you deserved it (2063)

On 03/07/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by tramrider - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I walked in on my chef, who had just spent an hour and half a block of cheese carving cheddar goggles for himself. When I confronted him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML

#8819717
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18618) - you deserved it (5029)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:43am - work - by Garry (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10165) - you deserved it (35603)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

#6392894
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12567) - you deserved it (34128)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by jibberish (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

#6268851
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32247) - you deserved it (5345)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML

#6246007
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24583) - you deserved it (16356)

On 11/10/2009 at 6:05pm - animals - by mhmohyeah (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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