About Ze_Yaoi_Fairy : I like yaoi. And being a fairy would be awesome. That is all. ._.
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Today, my boss had to order some more work pants since mine were worn out after 7 months. He told me the next set I would have to buy myself since they last workers about 2 years, and I must be treating them too roughly. I didn't want to admit that my thighs rubbing together ended up shredding the fabric. FML
by thickly / 09/19/2016 at 1:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
by blondessdoll / 05/04/2016 at 1:30pm / United States / Health
Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
by Myself / 09/06/2010 at 6:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML
by AlexaSt2611 / 08/24/2010 at 8:08pm / Paraguay (Central) / Intimacy
by feartheend511 / 08/19/2010 at 11:48am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/12/2010 at 11:55am / United States (Maine) / Love
by ugh / 03/12/2010 at 1:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
by captainkevineff / 03/11/2010 at 9:44am / United States / Health
by sliceddice / 03/10/2010 at 11:08am / Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn) / Love
by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
by CreepedOut / 03/09/2010 at 1:31am / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML
by tramrider / 03/07/2010 at 11:29am / United Kingdom (Greater London) / Transportation
Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I walked in on my chef, who had just spent an hour and half a block of cheese carving cheddar goggles for himself. When I confronted him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML
by Garry / 03/04/2010 at 7:43am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Work
by CH / 12/07/2009 at 1:06am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML
by jibberish / 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…