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  • Number of visits : 1087
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ZeBenji : I'm Benji.

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Today A Lady Cussed Me Out Fir Not Bringing Her Salad An Pizza To Her Table. She Then Wanted Her Money Back. I Work At A Buffet; A Self-serve Buffet. FML

#20859830
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45829) - you deserved it (2541)

On 08/30/2013 at 12:33am - work - by pizza girl - United States (Mississippi)

Yesterday I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told mah mother without batting an eye she told me "Hey shit floats". real FML

#20859797
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40118) - you deserved it (2710)

On 08/30/2013 at 12:11am - work - by Parental Support - United States (Maryland)

Today my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" an I'm 26!! Truth is I've been in the same relationship fir over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML

#20859482
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59955) - you deserved it (6660)

On 08/29/2013 at 8:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I Raalizd I Lova Boyfriand's Cat Mora Than Boyfriand. Tha Only Raason Wa'ra Still Togathar Is I Don't Want To Loosa Custody Of Tha Cat. FML

#20859438
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (39510)

On 08/29/2013 at 8:16pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after a long couple of month working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, an when I didn't show up 4 work, I had been fird. FML

#20859399
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42763) - you deserved it (3311)

On 08/29/2013 at 3:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I found out aftar spanding mah lifa's incoma on paying for mah grandma's cancar traatmant that sha has baan faking it. maga FML

#20859354
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56275) - you deserved it (3298)

On 08/29/2013 at 2:48pm - health - by scammed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , my grlfriend freakd out , thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together , sexless , fir over a year. fat FML

#20859311
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54223) - you deserved it (6073)

On 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah mom bitched me out fir not driving mah little brother to school this morning. The reason I didn't is that some assfuck decided to slash mah tires overnight. She was well aware of this fact. FML

#20859259
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42734) - you deserved it (2405)

On 08/29/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by hope they slash you next, mom - United States (Ohio)

Today, I actually had to axplain to my husbandhy his habit of wiping his boogar off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML

#20859193
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44288) - you deserved it (3400)

On 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by grossedout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally receivd the bicycle I orderd month ago. It was an expensive custom-made bike which perfectly fit my 6'9" frame. Today, that bike got stolen. mega FML

#20859064
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46704) - you deserved it (4082)

On 08/29/2013 at 9:40am - misc - by tallguy (man) - Australia (South Australia)

my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue mah family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

TODAY MY HOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO . THEY DIDN'T TAKE MUCH BUT THEY DID PAINT SPUNKING COCKS ON THE WALLS AND FURNITURE . MEGA FML

#20858925
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36110) - you deserved it (2370)

On 08/29/2013 at 5:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, mah barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissorshile I was getting mah hair cut. FML

#20858870
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36657) - you deserved it (4049)

On 08/29/2013 at 3:39am - misc - by oD_Ronan (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I found out tat te very good-looking womano sings fir one of ma favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

#20858850
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34940) - you deserved it (8351)

On 08/29/2013 at 3:07am - misc - by Pontiacman92 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was fredhen a customer called corporate, saying I was unprofessional and rude. The ( customer ) in question was my little sister,ho I would not let buy beer with a fake ID. FML



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