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by pizza girl / 08/30/2013 at 12:33am / United States (Mississippi) / Work
by Parental Support / 08/30/2013 at 12:11am / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" and I'm 26. Truth is, I've been in the same relationship for over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 8:48pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 3:33pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
by scammed / 08/29/2013 at 2:48pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by grossedout / 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by tallguy / 08/29/2013 at 9:40am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
by IronSkye / 08/29/2013 at 6:55am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 5:38am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by oD_Ronan / 08/29/2013 at 3:39am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Pontiacman92 / 08/29/2013 at 3:07am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Kannachan13 / 08/28/2013 at 7:02pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
by Thanks everyone / 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…