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Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30484) - you deserved it (3068)

On 11/18/2009 at 11:45am - work - by GiWi (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56834) - you deserved it (28634)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on my white dress shirt - right by my left nipple. Absentmindedly, I licked my finger and tried rubbing the stain out. When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37849) - you deserved it (6355)

On 09/07/2009 at 6:19pm - work - by CMANIA (man) - United States (Illinois)

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