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Zazoo1995

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Zazoo1995

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Zazoo1995 : Ukulele. Hawaii. Guys. God. Marijuana. Music. Anatomy. Radiology. Texas. Ohio. Ishmael. Video Games. Love. Chakras. Om. Spiritualism. Hiking.

I'm 19 years old, living in Texas, aspiring and studying to become a Radiologist. :)

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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49255) - you deserved it (13928)

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