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About Zazoo1995 : Ukulele. Hawaii. Guys. God. Marijuana. Music. Anatomy. Radiology. Texas. Ohio. Ishmael. Video Games. Love. Chakras. Om. Spiritualism. Hiking.
I'm 19 years old, living in Texas, aspiring and studying to become a Radiologist. :)
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
Friday 31 July 2015