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About Zazoo1995 : Yes, that's me and my boyfriend at the beach. We are both Hard of Hearing and we sign together! I'm on the left.
Ukulele. Hawaii. Guys. God. Marijuana. Music. Anatomy. Radiology. Texas. Ohio. Ishmael. Video Games. Love. Chakras. Om. Spiritualism. Hiking.
I'm 18 years old, living in Texas, aspiring and studying to become a Radiologist. :)
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
Friday 18 April 2014