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Zazoo1995
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Zazoo1995 : Ukulele. Hawaii. Guys. God. Marijuana. Music. Anatomy. Radiology. Texas. Ohio. Ishmael. Video Games. Love. Chakras. Om.

I'm 18 years old, living in Texas, aspiring and studying to become a Radiologist. :)

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Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML

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