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Zarquon
  • Town/Country : Beavercreek, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 October 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 110
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her what she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show you pain." I have no idea what she's talking about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18033) - you deserved it (1711)

On 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15702) - you deserved it (14615)

On 11/19/2012 at 11:15am - animals - by crazycatlady (woman) - United States



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