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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 148
  • Number of comments : 3
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Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her what she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show you pain." I have no idea what she's talking about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20746) - you deserved it (1944)

On 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18672) - you deserved it (16259)

On 11/19/2012 at 11:15am - animals - by crazycatlady (woman) - United States



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