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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 October 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Visits<b>howdeedoo</b> - the 12/21/2012 at 12:54am

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Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her what she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show you pain." I have no idea what she's talking about. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23194) - you deserved it (2167)

On 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21220) - you deserved it (17538)

On 11/19/2012 at 11:15am - animals - by crazycatlady (woman) - United States

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