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Zargort

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 April 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 741
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Zargort : I have dyslexia, i am very geeky, i love to read Frank Miller comic books, i sometimes hate my life, and i don't really have a life.

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:38pm<b>NBLhappy</b> - the 02/08/2010 at 7:56pm

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Zargort's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2009 at 1:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said "Eww!". The boy then asks, "What's "ew" mean?". I replied with, "Something gross and yucky". Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!". FML

by EwFace / 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I discovered my boyfriend of 5 months runs a website where men can submit nude or semi nude pictures of their ex's for revenge. FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML

by gabormelchior / 04/23/2009 at 4:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy