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Zargort
  • Town/Country : New york, American
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 April 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 358
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Zargort : I have dyslexia, i am very geeky, i love to read Frank Miller comic books, i sometimes hate my life, and i don't really have a life.

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Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

#2660481 (318)

I agree, your life sucks (47479) - you deserved it (8685)

On 06/06/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said "Eww!". The boy then asks, "What's "ew" mean?". I replied with, "Something gross and yucky". Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!". FML

#2658966 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (42754) - you deserved it (6025)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm - kids - by EwFace (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend of 5 months runs a website where men can submit nude or semi nude pictures of their ex's for revenge. FML

#2658374 (307)

I agree, your life sucks (53596) - you deserved it (3580)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML

#1259995 (239)

I agree, your life sucks (22680) - you deserved it (54261)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by gabormelchior (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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