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Zarcroh
  • Town/Country : Medina, Saudi Arabia
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Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10232) - you deserved it (35013)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

#18114247
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7454) - you deserved it (39250)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

#18114247
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7454) - you deserved it (39250)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22569) - you deserved it (15016)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22569) - you deserved it (15016)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

#18112365
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26664) - you deserved it (2880)

On 10/30/2011 at 3:13pm - work - by Katrin - Norway

Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML

#18109822
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25923) - you deserved it (2679)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30337) - you deserved it (8405)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37628) - you deserved it (21776)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29409) - you deserved it (10011)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

#18101426
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31318) - you deserved it (1963)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:22am - love - by backstabbed - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML

#18096319
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23883) - you deserved it (1907)

On 10/28/2011 at 1:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was pulled over for going the wrong way on a closed highway. The construction signs pointed me in that direction, and the cop agreed that they should be fixed. Did it stop him from giving me a ticket anyway? Nope. FML

#18096005
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30023) - you deserved it (2262)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by ashleyyyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (4415)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (4415)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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