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Zaphi

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  • Number of visits : 828
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:53pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 11:09am<b>KiddNYC1O</b> - the 05/18/2010 at 11:54am<b>sweet_thangVA</b> - the 04/30/2010 at 10:29pm<b>FYLDeep</b> - the 04/20/2010 at 5:01am

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Zaphi's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy