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  • Number of visits : 4675
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Zanju : If you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

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Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57759) - you deserved it (14929)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)



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