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Zamax
  • Town/Country : Edison, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 May 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1378
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I discovered that when my parents offered to help me pay for college, what they really meant is they would get the forms for me to apply for student loans. FML

#9160744 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (17951) - you deserved it (3078)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:03pm - money - by thanxguys (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (20825) - you deserved it (3114)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML

#8716730 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (16368) - you deserved it (5600)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:05pm - animals - by Man vs. Spider - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

#8590514 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (3618) - you deserved it (27566)

On 02/23/2010 at 3:55pm - misc - by Chris Altenbach - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML

#8583578 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (17137) - you deserved it (5005)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by medik - United States (Texas)

Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

#8546580 (281)

I agree, your life sucks (19216) - you deserved it (1349)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591 (284)

I agree, your life sucks (11220) - you deserved it (3843)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML

#8375292 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (29153) - you deserved it (1334)

On 02/17/2010 at 2:49pm - love - by tj85 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML

#8280638 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (15607) - you deserved it (2035)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:03am - love - by SeaSick (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML

#8081301 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (22964) - you deserved it (2667)

On 02/10/2010 at 4:08am - misc - by ... - United States

Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML

#8005552 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (19824) - you deserved it (7719)

On 02/08/2010 at 6:24am - love - by dreamteam (woman) - United States

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

#7981374 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (21703) - you deserved it (1563)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

#7698820 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (7621) - you deserved it (22547)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

#6665165 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (12074) - you deserved it (2804)

On 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by fatguyinalittlecoat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML

#6374426 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (16342) - you deserved it (1160)

On 11/19/2009 at 8:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)